'Squealzor' The Blue Mistake Sticker

In the neon ruins of a forgotten universe, a half-blind Wizard Cat tried to summon a blue cheese sandwich. Instead, he tore a hole in the fabric of space-time and unleashed... THIS.

Meet Squealzor the Infinite, the interdimensional blue rat mistake no one asked for—but now you can’t unsee. Its scream can be heard in three different frequencies only dogs, astral children, and cursed fax machines can understand.

This sticker is:

Banished from 3 dimensions and 2 county fairs

Legally classified as “mildly haunted” in 17 states

Guaranteed to increase your chaos level by 66.6%

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, spellbook, or emotional baggage. Perfect for anyone who’s ever screamed internally... and externally... simultaneously.

Adopt this unholy rodent scream-ball for only $3 (free shipping in USA), before Wizard Cat tries again.

Buy it before it owns you.

⚠️ Warning: May attract wormholes, raccoons, and unlicensed necromancers.

Please Summon responsibly. Limited supply.

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