Garbage Goo Gremlin

Straight from the depths of a radioactive dumpster behind an interdimensional Taco Bell comes GARBAGE GOO GREMLIN—a one-of-a-kind, hand-painted wood cutout guaranteed to make your therapist question your life choices. Is it a monster? Did Oscar the Grouch and Slimer have a love child? Is it your cousin after 3 gas station burritos? Who’s to say.

This contaminated goo gremlin lives in a trash can, oozes like a Nickelodeon fever dream, and has the tongue of a wet sock with dreams of freedom.

Crafted lovingly by actual human hands (mine), this neon-snot monster is the perfect combination of “Why?” and “Yes!!!.”

He’s got:

Slime. So much slime. More than legally necessary.

Eyes that say “I’ve seen things.”

Two crusty horns and countless infected pustules.

A tongue that probably has a criminal record.

Enough ooze to violate multiple OSHA regulations.

He’s not digital. He's not on canvas. He’s a chunky 12" x 14", paint-drenched, wood-born chaos totem ready to haunt your home, Man-Cave, or She-Shed.

Hang him up, lean him on a shelf, or just whisper secrets to him at night as he lays beside you. He listens. He knows things. Remember, he's SEEN things.

WARNING: Prolonged exposure may cause:

Increased slime tolerance.

Sudden love of bleu cheese.

Unexpected binge watching of 'Double Dare' and 'You Can't Do That On Television'.

One of one. No copies. No clones. Just you and this absolute goblin of a decor decision.

Adopt responsibly (or don’t. But he will find you.)